ClassicsArchie snoops through Mike and Gloria's room, sparking a debate over privacy and prompting everyone - Edith included - to storm out of the house.
ClassicsEdith reunites with her high school boyfriend during her class reunion, prompting Archie to worry about whether his wife will rekindle the romance.
ClassicsIn the series' premiere, Mike and Gloria plan a surprise party to celebrate Archie and Edith's 22nd anniversary. But it quickly turns into a shouting match between conservative Archie and the liberal Meathead on virtually every topic.
ClassicsArchie learns that Mike has written to President Nixon to criticize his policies. So Archie takes pen in hand and writes his own letter of praise.
ClassicsThe classic tale about the time Sammy Davis Jr. stopped by to visit the Bunkers. It begins with a briefcase he left in Archie's cab ... and ends with the kiss of infamy.
ClassicsArchie is involved in a minor, non-injury car accident, then finds out that Lionel Jefferson's family used an insurance settlement to open a dry-cleaning business. He gets an idea ... and a sudden aching back.
ClassicsArchie and several neighbors learn that a black family is moving into the neighborhood, unaware that it is the Jeffersons. Lionel finds out about the effort to purchase the Jeffersons' new house and gets Archie to reveal his plans.
ClassicsWhen a house in the neighborhood is put up for sale, Archie starts a petition to keep ethnic groups out. Henry Jefferson joins the effort when a Hispanic couple show interest. All this happens during a stifling heat wave in New York City.
ClassicsArchie's old buddy, Eddie Frazier, has amassed a fortune in the used car trade. However, Eddie's quest for money comes at a huge price: his estranged family wants nothing to do with him.
ClassicsA fantastic double-dose of Rascals comedy! This single offering includes two comedy shorts - Spooky Hooky and Pay As You Exit. In Spooky Hooky, you'll see Spanky, Alfalfa and Buckwheat attempt to break into their classroom at night to remove a forged sick note, after finding out that their class is going to the circus. In Pay As You Exit, you'll see the Our Gang rendition of Romeo and Juliet, complete with a Strong Man act and with a heroic turn by Buckwheat, who saves the production!
ClassicsTerror By Night: The legendary Sherlock Holmes plunges into a thrill ride of a murder mystery set on a speeding passenger train. Holmes has been entrusted to guard the transport of the 400-carat diamond – Star of Rhodesia, but when the gem is stolen, the murders start to mount. Only the masterful Holmes can deduce which of the eccentric and suspicious passengers is the true criminal.
ClassicsArchie is irritated at Mike's offbeat friend, who dresses and behaves in a way that leads him to mistakenly conclude he is a homosexual. But Archie soon learns that one of his best friends is gay.
ClassicsJoin Stymie, Chubby, Farina, and Wheezer for storytime with their neighborhood Granny, only to be interrupted by Granny's greedy son-in-law who tries to get rid of her by sending her to an old folk's home. He changes his tune when he comes to find out that she has a fortune in stock certificates. It's up the the Gang to keep him from stealing the last of Granny's money.
ClassicsThe gang decides to build a fire engine to take on the new rich kid in the neighborhood. The adventure heats up as they find themselves racing down a precarious hill without brakes! You'll also see the Gang on a mission to find the magical Genie of the Lamp. Imagine their surprise when the wonderous Genie appears!
ClassicsArchie's freeloading cousin, Oscar, dies in the guest room. Archie and Mike host an impromptu wake in their home, as they ponder whether to hold a funeral service or simply dispose of Oscar's body.
ClassicsIt's terror at its finest when the Gang pays a visit to the famous "Wild Man of Borneo" only to find that the wild man has followed them home! You'll also see Alfalfa put his Sherlock skills to the ultimate test as he, with his two assistants, take on the case of the missing candy. Things really get interesting when the boys find themselves trapped inside a "haunted" house!
ClassicsLouise is planning a farewell party for Henry who is moving away to start his own business. The problem is that she can't get George to attend because he won't set foot in a white man's house.
ClassicsArchie is invited to give a "man-on-the street" editorial on television, where he speaks against gun control. He then meets two people who saw the editorial ... who promptly rob him at gunpoint.
ClassicsArchie is depressed at Christmas because his boss canceled his holiday bonus (purportedly for screwing up a work order) and he doesn't know how to break the news to his family.
ClassicsThe Bunkers, Stivics and Jeffersons attend Lionel's engagement party. His fiancée is a young woman whose father is white and mother is black, much to the chagrin of Archie and (especially) George.
ClassicsEdith's irritability as of late may be a sign of her going through menopause. Archie is frustrated when he finds out she can't possibly have her "change of life" in 30 seconds.
ClassicsFeaturing three wonderful adventures from the Our Gang Rascals! See Spanky as he tries his hand at coaching a prize fighter, watch Alfalfa learn that love hurts when you're president of the "He Man Woman Haters Club" and watch the boys take up ballet in an effort to avoid a thorough thrashing from the town bullies!
ClassicsEdith's shopping cart gets away from her, resulting in a minor paint scratch. Out of the cart pops a can of "mmmm-mmmm" (cling peaches) in heavy syrup, causing a dent in the hood. Edith leaves a note on the car and the owner comes by to collect the damages.
ClassicsMike and Lionel decide to become part of an anti-war protest, but it isn't until they leave that Gloria gets the news that the situation is turning violent. She and Edith urge Archie to go down to the protest and bring him home. Mike comes home frazzled but unharmed, but Archie ends up in the slammer surrounded by commies, hippies and drop-outs. Mike secures his release because the police captain is Polish, but Archie doesn't know that and offends the captain, leaving him to stay in jail a little longer.
ClassicsThe gang trades places with a group of orphans about to take a train ride. It's hilarity from there as the train conductor does everything in his power to control the rowdy kids.
ClassicsOn their first anniversary, Mike and Gloria reminisce (in flashback) the first time Gloria brought the Meathead home to meet the man that would become his father-in-law.
ClassicsIn Prelude to Murder the legendary Sherlock Holmes must apply his keen ear for music to help solve this thrilling case. A trio of music boxes contains the hidden secret to vast riches, and a group of criminals is willing to kill for them. When the first of these victims is a friend of Dr. Watson, Holmes is on the case. This is the last of Basil Rathbone's portrayals of the iconic Sherlock Holmes, and certainly one of the best.
ClassicsAll about how the time a repairman and his black apprentice came over to fix the Bunkers' refrigerator. Mike and Archie exchange wildly inaccurate versions about what happened, but Edith knows the real story.
ClassicsEdith writes a poem and gets a letter from a company that wants to turn it into a song for only $30. Archie buys a "dog alarm" and a gun to protect the house all for only $60. The family gets into an argument over which is more important and Archie agrees to give the gun back. That night two burglars, who have just robbed a jewelry store, break into the house and hold the Bunker's hostage until the heat is off. At one point, the thief threatens to take off with the $30 but Edith talks him out of it by offering to sing the song. After hearing her singing, they decide ...
ClassicsThe Rascals are at it again with a pair of adventures. See the Oscar-nominated Bored of Education in which Alfalfa and Spanky fake an illness to get out of class -- only to find out that it was a bad day to ditch! You'll also see the kids do what they do best - entertain! Spanky is the host and ringmaster of the Follies show and every kid in the neighborhood is getting in to show their talent!
ClassicsArchie hits the roof when he learns Gloria is pregnant and unemployed college student Mike has no means to support his soon-to-be child. But just as he's changing his tune, Archie learns that Gloria became suddenly ill and suffered a miscarriage.
ClassicsArchie thinks a swastika painted on his door may be juvenile pranksters, but Mike is concerned that the Bunkers' home may have been mistaken for the residence of a Jewish radical.
ClassicsA team of Americans attempts to solve one of the great mysteries of World War II. With the help of an eyewitness, they explore a mountain in the Philippines where Japanese general Yamashita is believed to have buried a vast treasure during the war.
ClassicsThe legendary Sherlock Holmes squares off once again against his nemesis, the diabolically brilliant Professor Moriarty. Moriarty kidnaps the inventor of a new wartime bombsight, and threatens to sell the invention to the Nazis. England's fate hangs in the balance as Holmes and Watson must break a secret code of dancing men to stop the Nazis and rescue the inventor.
ClassicsArchie is a passenger in an elevator that stalls between floors, and reacts predictably to his fellow passengers: A black businessman, a scatterbrained secretary and a Puerto Rican man and his very pregnant wife, who goes into labor.
ClassicsEdith is the lone holdout in a high-profile murder case, in which the prosecution's case seems clear-cut. Archie whines because Edith has been sequestered for the duration and refuses to help himself around the house.
ClassicsFarina takes center stage in this short of a lazy day on the farm. While the other kids and animals find things to do, Farina becomes single-minded in his quest to do nothing at all!
ClassicsThe legendary Sherlock Holmes squares off once again against his nemesis, the diabolically brilliant Professor Moriarty. Four women are brutally murdered, and Scotland Yard thinks it is the random work of a madman. But Holmes and Watson follow a mysterious and beautiful woman into the nefarious world of blackmail and hypnotism. They deduce that something far more sinister is happening here the work of a criminal genius. The amazing colorization, created with a new cutting-edge digital technology, breathes new life into this already excellent film!
ClassicsAn early satire on computers: A mix up on a rebate results in Edith inheriting a fortune in quarters from a prune company; Archie is (mistakenly) declared dead.
TV ShowsSince Kelly fancies Professor Lasky, she goes to his office to supposedly discuss a paper she has written. She finds him there with his child and offers to baby-sit.
ClassicsThe neighborhood rich kid, Wally, wants nothing more than to play football with the lower-class neighbor boys, but his mother will not allow it. He's to stay inside and practice his music for a performance he must give to her garden party group. Imagine her surprise when her little "angel" shows up after the game! You'll also see Spanky, Alfalfa, Porky and Darla put on a show for her parents. When the weather takes a turn for the worse, it's Darla's father who pays the price as they boys take over his bedroom for their overnight stay!
ClassicsWhen the rest of the family is away for the weekend, Archie accidentally locks himself in the basement, and has only a tape recorder and a bottle of vodka to keep him entertained.
ClassicsGloria reads up on women's liberation and then tells Mike that she should be an equal partner in their marriage. Mike doesn't agree and Gloria storms out of the house.
ClassicsMike brings home a game called Group Therapy which asks players to open up about certain private feelings. He invites Lionel and the Lorenzos over the play, but the game turns out to be less fun then he had planned when he begins acting childish about everyone's reaction to him.
ClassicsArchie learns that the canned mushrooms he just ate may have been part of a product recall because of reports of food poisoning. Mike urges Archie to investigate, but Archie decides he's sick and needs hospital treatment.
ClassicsAt the same time Archie is told to lay off part of his crew at work, he gets a notice informing him that his homeowner's insurance has been canceled.
ClassicsMike donates his $275 inheritance to donate to the George McGovern presidency campaign, against Archie's express wishes that the money be used for room and board.
ClassicsSee the orphanage kids get a party day thanks to the caring and concern of a wealthy woman and her husband. The adults are taken aback when their wish to be able to play with the kids is granted and they become "shirmps" for a day!
ClassicsArchie is eager to watch his "man-on-the-street" interview on "The CBS Evening News" with Walter Cronkite, but can't find a working television set.
ClassicsThe Bunkers' house guest is the new, much younger wife of a war buddy. Archie, who can't take his eyes off of her, believes that she made a pass at him, and Edith overhears him telling Gloria and Mike so.
ClassicsDarla is new to town, but finds out quickly that you always have to stay one step ahead of the boys. Watch Spanky and Alfalfa as they try to convince Darla and her father that they are top-notch bear trainers in order to get a job at their circus. Imagine the fun when Darla brings out a "real" bear to test the trainers skills! You'll also see the boys of the gang get serious about hygiene when they clean up to impress the new girl in the neighborhood. The only question is who will impress her most?
TV ShowsIn an Ethics course with a tough Professor, someone drops a midterm paper which Zack picks up and reads. Leslie takes it off him and tears it up.
ClassicsArchie inquires Edith about four lottery tickets, purchased several months prior, that she had forgotten about. Upon finding out one is a winner, Archie shows a sudden interest in keeping them, despite Edith insisting the tickets actually belong to Louise Jefferson. Archie, reminding Edith she paid for the tickets with her own money, says otherwise.
ClassicsGloria's riddle, where the punchline is about women doctors, exposes sexist attitudes held by Archie and Mike about professions once predominantly held by men.
ClassicsGloria buys a black wig and when she models it for Mike, he gets really turned on. But what happens when she takes off the wig leads to a huge fight about their sex life.
ClassicsEdith brings home an elderly man who ran away from the nursing home where he is a resident. Archie complains about the situation while Edith tries to contact the man's family.
ClassicsArchie showers the family with expensive gifts, then is pressed to explain. Archie finally admits he's been betting on the horses, something he vowed he'd given up 20 years earlier.
ClassicsWhen Irene Lorenzo invites Edith to attend Catholic Mass with her, Archie begins to get suspicious that Edith will soon be converting to Catholicism.
ClassicsGloria finally loses patience with Archie's oft-demeaning treatment of Edith ... and Edith's willingness to take his verbal assaults with a grain of salt.
ClassicsArchie learns that the mentally disabled have some real abilities, not to mention savvy, when he causes Gloria's friend, a stock boy at Ferguson's Market, to lose his job. The young man then finds himself another job.
